A tribute to VII's predesessor, Final Fantasy VI (II in North America)!
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Vwee hee hee! Welcome to the BEST part of this site! Darn tootin' it's the best! Grr! Sephiroth, you pinhead, your part stinks!
*morphs out of the floor* EXCUSE me, Clown Boy?
You heard me! YOU stink! And you have stupid hair! Everyone knows you're a Setzer wannabe!
*smirks* HAH! SETZER? Please, you HAVE to be joking! All Setzer cares about is his stupid Airship and that dead floozy...*holds up Masamune and points it at Kefka*
HAH! You think that's a superweapon? Check THIS out, Pretty Boy! *uses the Light of Judgement on some crappy town. All the old people start whining about how they hate Kefka, kids run around in circles and repeat mindless junk about how their dads know General Leo, houses collapse and blond strangers save more kids, etc...*
DAMMIT! Now you've started those damn kids up again...
*appears out of nowhere holding a big bunch of flowers* Are you two fighting AGAIN? Jeez, the whole friggin' Lifestream is angry at the both of you!
*points at Kefka* He started it!
Son of a submariner! Why, you little...*prepares his Light of Judgement again*
*gets anime-girl-angry (huge head, flames in background) and whacks Sephiroth and Kefka over the head with a big mallet* SILENCE!
+ OW!
*back to sweet flower girl* Baka...you were both being childish! Now, Kefka, tell Sephiroth you're sorry...
But-
*gives Kefka the Stare*
...sorry, Seph.....*looks daggers at Sephiroth*
Hah! NOW who's the pinhea-
*looks at Sephiroth*
...Sorry, Kefka...
+ *wander off somewhere*
*sighs* Super-villains can be such children, sometimes! Anyway, if you've had the patience to read this far, you've not far to go. I'm just going to give you some mindless blurb about what this part is about. Well, of course it's not much right now, but soon it will become a center of Kefka-madness that will branch off into many fantastic directions, like FFVI music, wierd fanfics, links to various Cult of Kefka sites, and more! And I guess me, Sephiroth, and Kefka will be hanging around...it's not as though we've got anything else to do here!
MIDI playing: Magitek Factory
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