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Shin-Ra INC.
In order, left to right: Elena, Tseng, Rufus Shin-Ra, Rude, and Reno. *****
 The Shin-Ra Electric Power Company logo. ****
The Shin-Ra heiarchy. The most important people are at the top, least at the bottom. It's a wee bit outdated... but I like the pictures of Hojo, Rufus, and Elena. Is it me, or does Palmer there look a bit like Krusty the Klown? They're my favorite Shin-Ra people... :)
Oh, and just as trivia, the Shin-Ra executives are in the following divisions:
Palmer, head of Space program, Scarlet, in charge of Weapons development, Heidegger in command of SOLDIER, Hojo is the head scientist, and Reeve...well, is ANYONE sure of what Reeve does? Is he in charge of urban planning or something even more obscure? I'll bet he's one of those people with the strange jobs that noone else can figure out the purpose of...kinda like Kelso's dad on That Seventies Show... I don't know, tell me, people! And he dresses like a Turk. Wannabe.***
Rufus, a CG piccie...kinda dumb-looking...dunno who's pic this originally was...***
Palmer looks kinda like a monkey...heehee! Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!*** (it's frickin' PALMER, fer Chrissakes!)
THIS pic is just plain disturbing....ick...and NOT just because someone have him a wig made of bits of Sephiroth hair in the Forgotten Capital! **
Scarlet. She looks like one of the models in old Sears calalouges...interesting hair though. She might be a slut, but she's neat...well, she DID single-handedly design the Sister Ray! Oh, and I seriously doubt she's Rufus' mother. Who started that rumor?****
A bitty little CG Scarlet...**
Heidegger...big, fat, and unpleasant. Nuff said. ***
CG Heidegger...obviously a takeoff on Barret in the final video...****
Hojo. I lost the character art for him...SORRY! I wanted it, too...cuz in it, he DOES look like a vulture. But this is just a Sephiroth in Nibelheim's flames...***
Reeve looks okay...still a Turk wannabe, and he does nothing, so ***. I lost his CG pic...
Tseng. He's boring. There you go. **
How blind would you have to be to not see that this is Sephiroth reaching for the Jenova statue? With different hair and a suit. And a dot. But it's Tseng. And creepy. The hair is well done, though. ***
Hmm...for some reason Elena reminds me of Tifa in this pic...***** (it's Elena, she's kewl!)
An Aeris in the City of the Ancients head with blonde hair and a suit is what Elena REALLY is! Yep! Or maybe a Tifa...****
Did anyone notice his earrings before? Cuz I sure didn't...Anyway. Rude is the tidiest one of the group, I think, and I have the feeling that he's always really quiet...like, he's silent unless he's got something important to say. I dunno.****
I haven't got the slightest idea who this WAS, but I suspect it's Seph in the City of the Ancients wearing a skinhead wig, sunglasses, a suit, and he didn't shave for a while. And his head is kinda bulgy.****
I LOST my pics of Reno, too! And his CG art was real cool!
Midgar. From the opening FMV. Very pretty. I love Midgar. Well, above-the-plate Midgar. Wouldn't catch ME living below the Plate...ick. ****
Junon. The biggest city, I think. In terms of places to explore. PHYSICALLY, Midgar is bigger.
'Will someone please get the guys who make cartridge games a cigarette and a blindfold?'
HAH! Take THIS, you infernally evil N64! MWAAA HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Whoo. It's a great pic of the Sister Ray! Or, as Rufus always called it, the Mako Cannon. Of corse, it's not at the location pictured here, it's been taken to Midgar, but still, it's pretty cool. Among its more notable firings have been at Sapphire WEAPON and Diamond WEAPON. Putting huge, messy holes in them, and destroying the barrier around North Crater. Hmmm. It was also the site of the most hilarious scene in the whole game, Tifa and Scarlet having a 'bitch fight'. SLAP! Slut! WHACK!! Whore! WHAP!! Bitch!!! Heehee. Slap-O-Meter...**********
MIDI playing: Shin-Ra Company
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